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" I sent back something about how I would definitely take the pizza but pass on the anal, and he replied with, "as long as i can suck your toes, we're golden." Barf.

I was once talking to this guy online and after a few hours of nice, PG conversation, he did a complete 180.

When he asked me out to dinner I figured, sure, why not?

It was singularly the most awkward and uncomfortable evening I have ever spent on a date.

I said, "Definitely not." A few minutes later he dropped something on the floor, and while retrieving it tried to put the toes of my crossed legs in his mouth. I met a guy on Ok Cupid, and we hit it off pretty well.

Confused by this, I just sent back a question mark, and he then said, "Send more." I am not the kind of person to send pictures of myself to people, ever, so I politely declined his request.This was around 18 months ago, and he still messages me from time to time with a "hey," or my favourite, "I miss you." Met a guy who seemed to be decent.We went to see a movie, and he kept talking about my feet — how "beautiful and sexy" he thought they were. " Later, during the movie, he asked if he could suck on my toes. I excused myself to go to the restroom and just walked straight out the door and left him in the theater.I blocked his number and set all my Facebook settings to private, and I've not been on POF or anything similar since.This guy sent me this message on Tinder: "pizza and anal?After he tricked me into continuing the conversion for a few more minutes, I told him good-bye.

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