After an excruciatingly awkward silence not even a casted spell could fix, interviewers switched topics by asking Daniel about his time on Broadway, portraying the lead character, a boy who suffers from a sexual fascination with his horse, in the play Equus.
““It was a white horse, so I used some of my acting techniques and just imagined that the horse had brown hair while onstage. always tangled but somehow manages to fall perfectly in place… I liked to think that this horse was exceptionally smart and talented…
When unprompted by nobody, Daniel decided to take a firm stance on the issue-not-at-hand, being quoted “ Fans of the Potter series everywhere seemed to be stunned, not because Daniel is opposed to the idea that he might fancy Miss Watson, but more or less that he is even commenting on topic nobody even considered.
“ In the recent appearance made by trio, our heroes Harry, Ron and Hermione, respectively played by Dan, Rupert Grint and Emma, were also asked to reflect back on the last decade and how it has affected them.
“ comments a flustered Daniel into the microphone, before accidentally knocking it of its stand, in turn making the rest of the conducted Q&A session have a terrible humming of feedback.
Grint earns £4m a film and has already left his handprints alongside Al Pacino’s outside Grauman’s Chinese Theatre in Hollywood.
“There was a moment where I remember thinking, ‘I have no idea what I’m going to do with all this money,’” he said.
No word from Daniel or his publicist on the matter since, but only a few hours after the interview Daniel took to his personal Twitter account and tweeted “FUCK ALL REDHEADS! ” ” while still bleeding from the back of his skull, ruining his much too tightly fitted ringer-tee he had changed into for no apparent reason.